The Bacon Matrix

A user named Dave, who knows a Streetcar named Desire, sent in this photo of his “bacon matrix” and it was just too funny to keep to myself. I wonder if it’s as delicious as Professor Frink’s pickle matrix sounds… of course it is, it’s freakin’ bacon.

The Pickle Matrix:
(Homer seeks invention advice from Frink.)
Homer: (Whining) Look, I just wanna know how to invent things. Tell me.
Professor Frink: Ehh, all you have to do is think of things that people need, but which don’t exist yet.
Homer: You mean like an electric blanket mobile?
Professor Frink: Yeah, well, uh, possibly. Or you could take something that already exists and find a new use for it. Like–
Homer: Hamburger earmuffs!
Professor Frink: Uh, well, I suppose that would qualify.
Homer: Thanks! Sucker!
(Homer rushes away)
Professor Frink: (Gasps) Alright, just stay calm, Frinky. (Opens a refrigerator and pulls out some hamburger earmuffs.) These babies will be in the stores while he’s still grappling with the pickle matrix. Hoyvin, glavin!

Transcript on loan from tv.com’s entry for The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace.